Poetry

Reunion

How many MIT graduates

does it take to divvy up

a lunch check

 

not this lucky 7

all of us well into the dotage

of our eighth decade

 

it doesn’t help that

the waiter forgets

one of the orders

 

so our most vocal member

eats only the leftovers

from the other 6

 

what is his fair share

and how should service

figure in the tip

 

to complicate

the math further

2 choose to split the tab

 

on separate credit cards

then collect cash from the rest

but our faithful waiter

 

manages to run

one card twice

and ignore the other

 

the number of variables

keeps growing

some cash payers

 

put in more than their share

and want change

while others offer extra

 

in case there’s a short fall—

once upon a time

each and every one of us

 

met such mathematical quandaries

and prevailed

but 50 years on

 

all talk at once

while 20 dollar bills fly around the table

grabbed hand from hand

 

counted and re-counted

other diners stare in disbelief

at these brazen old men

 

red faced and out of control

it would take only one of them

to change a light bulb

 

but to sort this puzzle out

7 is either way too many

Or not nearly enough